Lodge Lounger Gifts

Skiers

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Sunbathing in the park

'She'll never look for me here.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'You are doing it wrong.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"How?"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Champagne and Oysters

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

Skiing

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Rest distracted by moles.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Custer's last tan.

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'I'm not surprised we have to wait so long. I'd have to be really hungry to eat a worm.'