Lodge Loungers Gifts

"I hate it when its bad weather."

'Not that net!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"How?"

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

Champagne and Oysters

"Take us to your feeder."

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

Skiing

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

Custer's last tan.

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Rest distracted by moles.

'I'm not surprised we have to wait so long. I'd have to be really hungry to eat a worm.'

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"