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Skiing

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Sunbathing in the park

'She'll never look for me here.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Summer Reading Group"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"How?"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Champagne and Oysters

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Rest distracted by moles.