Lake Loungers Gifts

'Not that net!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'You are doing it wrong.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"How?"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"Delivery."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"Take us to your feeder."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."