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'Not that net!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Sunbathing in the park

Rock - see you in a million years!

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'You are doing it wrong.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Delivery."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"How?"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"Take us to your feeder."

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."

Summertime in the city