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'You are doing it wrong.'

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

'I'm not surprised we have to wait so long. I'd have to be really hungry to eat a worm.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Not that net!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"My feet are cold."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

"How?"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"