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'Not that net!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Rock - see you in a million years!

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"My feet are cold."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"How?"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Delivery."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.