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No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Apparently, for the first time, I'm going to be fat all summer."

"So you're spending this glorious summer in front of the TV, letting your brain turn to mush?"

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Sunbathing in the park

Rock - see you in a million years!

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Summer Reading Group"

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'How's the water, dear?'

The Boys of Indian Summer

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"Delivery."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"How?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Gone to seed.