Summer Lounger Pillows

No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Apparently, for the first time, I'm going to be fat all summer."

Summer break has left you with too much time on your hands. One of your eyelashes moved.

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

"So you're spending this glorious summer in front of the TV, letting your brain turn to mush?"

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Sunbathing in the park

Rock - see you in a million years!

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Summer Reading Group"

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'How's the water, dear?'

The Boys of Indian Summer

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"How?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Sick person curled up at home

"Delivery."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."