Summer Lounge Lover Pillows

'It's the only exercise he gets these days. Fly swotting'.

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

His New Grillfriend

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Come and get it!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Chillaxing!

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Holiday Aerobics.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Global Warming.

Couch Potatoes

The Boys of Indian Summer

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Let the Summer Games Begin!