Summer Lounge Lover Gifts

'It's the only exercise he gets these days. Fly swotting'.

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

His New Grillfriend

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Come and get it!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Chillaxing!

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Global Warming.

The Boys of Indian Summer

Couch Potatoes

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'