Summer Lounging Gifts

Gone to seed.

"What have I been doing all summer? Oh, you know... just sitting around... shedding."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Sunbathing in the park

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Lounging by the pool

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm having a pajama day."

"You are still here."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Contented man and cat sleeping

The Martini is invented.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

How the goat got square eyes.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."