Beach Lounging Gifts

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Woohoo!! I'm rich! Rich!!! For the rest of my life I can sit on the beach, fishing and watching the ocean!"

"Yeah, I'm here for the relaxation, too."

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

'Looks like another beautiful morning. . .What are we going to do again today?'

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

Beach Vacation

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Spiro & Pusho's Desert Island.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Desert Island comforts.

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Beach Barbecue

"Shake! Good Dog."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Building giant sand pies.