Outdoor Lounging Gifts

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night."

Hammock being held up by a balloon.

"Take us to your feeder."

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"That's a very unfortunate tan line."

Man coping with intense heat.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Snow in Summer

'It's not Sunday afternoon that's lazy...'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Inconsiderate Neighbors.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

How about going easy on the carbs

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"You are still here."

"I'm having a pajama day."