Outdoor Lounging Gifts

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night."

Hammock being held up by a balloon.

"Take us to your feeder."

Trees fling guy off hammock up in the air.

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"That's a very unfortunate tan line."

Man coping with intense heat.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Snow in Summer

Living next door to area 51

'It's not Sunday afternoon that's lazy...'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Inconsiderate Neighbors.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

How about going easy on the carbs

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Sunbathing in the park

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Martini is invented.