Park Lounging Gifts

"I want my tombstone to say 'unoccupied'."

'Not that net!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Martini is invented.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"You are still here."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm having a pajama day."

How the goat got square eyes.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'