Pool Lounging Gifts

"These melanomas aren't going to grow themselves."

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

Relaxing in the pool.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

On Holiday

'Not that net!'

On holiday.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Lounging by the pool

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Sunbathing in the park

Rock - see you in a million years!

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I only need shade for my wine."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Martini is invented.

"You are still here."