Poolside Lounging Gifts

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"They never showed up-they were the perfect guests."

On holiday.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I only need shade for my wine."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Bankside

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Hollywood Breakup

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"My feet are cold."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"Delivery."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"