Poolside Lounging Pillows

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"They never showed up-they were the perfect guests."

On holiday.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Lounging by the pool

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I only need shade for my wine."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

The real reason why flamingos are pink

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Bankside

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Hollywood Breakup

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"My feet are cold."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

"Delivery."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'