Beachside Loungers Gifts

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'Not that net!'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Lounging by the pool

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"My feet are cold."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Delivery."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"