Beachside Loungers Gifts

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'Not that net!'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Shake! Good Dog."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Lighthouse Hammock.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

The Boys of Indian Summer

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"My feet are cold."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Delivery."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Living next door to area 51

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!