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"Two lousy weeks. You people can surely make do for two lousy weeks."

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

And as the sun sets over the hills...

"Behind every great man is an equally great woman starved for affection."

'Not that net!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

The Boys of Indian Summer

"My feet are cold."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

"Delivery."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"