Seaside Lounging Gifts

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Sunbathers.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Sunbathing in the park

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lounging by the pool

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"You are still here."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

The Martini is invented.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Contented man and cat sleeping

Segregated Beach

"I'm having a pajama day."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Lighthouse Hammock.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"