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'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Sunbathers.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Lounging by the pool

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Martini is invented.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"You are still here."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Segregated Beach

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm having a pajama day."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'