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'It was you who wouldn't go to the sandy beach.'

'Not that net!'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Lounging by the pool

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Segregated Beach

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"My feet are cold."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

"Delivery."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Take us to your feeder."