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Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"Would it kill you to read once and a while?"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Delivery."

"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."

"My brain could kick her brain's butt."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Guy on beach watching scenery on tv screen.

A man who is having his toe pinched by a lobster dreams he is being strangled by a python.

"I've moved...so I can keep my fundraising secret from the IRS"

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

"I told you, I'm thinking about it."

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Dreaming of Summer

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park

Rock - see you in a million years!

Lounging by the pool

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Summer Reading Group"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

The real reason why flamingos are pink

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'