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'I said I like a good sale.'

"Who said 'I love the sea'?"

"How's it look back there?"

Personal Space

Ecology

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

On holiday.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Hollywood Breakup

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Eating ice cream.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

The sea-side hat.

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

L.A. Law

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

'Just did a couple of laps around the pool.'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Trucker's tan.