Seaside Serenity T-Shirts

Obsessive Islander

Beach con-man.

Club Antisocial

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

A vampire in a canoe.

Sunbathers.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Segregated Beach

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Lighthouse Hammock.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Feeling for shells

"How's it look back there?"

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Sandy Floss

Pelican and Origami

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Vacation Mobile

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Thanks again, kid!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Get a rockpool!

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."