Seaside T-Shirts

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"We swam. We made sand castles. I'm sorry, Michael – I thought you understood that this was just a summer thing."

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

Crinoline Absurdities

'Wow! And I can hear the vineyard!'

Beach Bums

Race horse training at the seaside

"I found the surfers on the West Coast to be intellectually flaccid."

Little Em'ly

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Take Care Describing Yourself U.S.P.

See Gull.

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"Don't let them spoil the day!"

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

'Does it have a remote control?'

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

'Irwin, you've been retired for two years. Isn't it time you stopped being a pompous ass?'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"You were warned, Albert."

Night after night she stares at the lovely sea longing for her husband's departure.

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Bathing Women

Two Men Smoking

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy