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"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

"Thanks again, kid!"

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"We swam. We made sand castles. I'm sorry, Michael – I thought you understood that this was just a summer thing."

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!

Crinoline Absurdities

Beach Bums

'Wow! And I can hear the vineyard!'

Caution: Short Pier! Take Long Walks At Your Own Risk!

Race horse training at the seaside

"Don't let them spoil the day!"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Take Care Describing Yourself U.S.P.

"You were warned, Albert."

'Does it have a remote control?'

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

See Gull.

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

Little Em'ly

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Irwin, you've been retired for two years. Isn't it time you stopped being a pompous ass?'

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

"I found the surfers on the West Coast to be intellectually flaccid."

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Shark Bomb

Two Men Smoking

"Hell man, what whacko orders chips for their last meal?"