Seaside Constructor T-Shirts

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Beach con-man.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Building Sandcastles.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Lighthouse Hammock.

Feeling for shells

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Sandy Floss

"He lives in a block of flats"

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Pelican and Origami

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."