Seaside Homes T-Shirts

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Beach con-man.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Summer Reading Group"

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Feeling for shells

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Sandy Floss

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Pelican and Origami

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Thanks again, kid!"

High tide.

Get a rockpool!

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

Wolf Watching the Sunset

No Shoes, No Service.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."