Seaside Homes Mugs

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Beach con-man.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Summer Reading Group"

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Feeling for shells

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Sandy Floss

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Pelican and Origami

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Thanks again, kid!"

High tide.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Get a rockpool!

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.