Seaside Homeowner Mugs

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mermaid Art

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

New Hampshire Minute

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

Sandy Floss

High tide.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Rubber Ring

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Champagne and Oysters

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Accident near the Pier

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

Fortune telling

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'