Beach House Owner Mugs

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Use your imagination.

"Summer Reading Group"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

New Hampshire Minute

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

High tide.

Laughing Gull Cottage

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

William and Real Estate

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

Punch has a smoking break.

"Whoa now, hold on hold on! I just wanted to read that sign there. I couldn't see it from the road."

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"You're exactly what I'm looking for in a man."

"How many acres do I have? What's an acre?"

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

"Oh, thank God!"

'23-D meet 17-C, sublet...'

For Sale

"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."

A Little Family Breeze.

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"

Jake's surfboards: 'OUT - back when surf is down.'

The real selling feature is the ocean front location...

'You know the rules, Mr Perkins - no visitors after ten o'clock!'