Seaside Dwellers T-Shirts

Dogs Leave Romantic Imprint in the Sand.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Arf! Arf!'

Mermaid Art

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

Feeling for shells

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Sandy Floss

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Child with doll in the sea

High tide.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

Santa in the off-season.

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

Fortune telling