Seaside Dwellers Pillows

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Arf! Arf!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Mermaid Art

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

Feeling for shells

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Sandy Floss

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Child with doll in the sea

High tide.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Santa in the off-season.

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."