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"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Mohammad's motors

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Upper West Side Story

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'