Riverside Dreamer Pillows

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Fly Fishing

Desert Island BBQ

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I blame global warming!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Introducing Piza Island.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Fall on a desert island

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."