Alaska Dreamer Pillows

Running out of Gas.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'I blame global warming!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Fall on a desert island

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border