Alaska Dreamer Pillows

Running out of Gas.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Desert Island BBQ

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I blame global warming!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Fall on a desert island

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."