Fishing Dreamer Pillows

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Running out of Gas.

'...and that's the one that got away!'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Heavenly Ships

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

Cruise to nowhere

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

Child pretending to be the coastguard on a boat.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'