Fishing Dreamer Pillows

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

Running out of Gas.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Heavenly Ships

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Cruise to nowhere

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

Child pretending to be the coastguard on a boat.

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'