Diving Dreamer Pillows

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

Bird Diving Board.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'Something tells me we're close!'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Pearl Fishers

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'Oceanographers go home'

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Waiting for the fleet to come in.