Hawaii Dreamer Pillows

'Did you make any decisions at the conference in Hawaii?' - 'Yes, we decided to have the next conference in Hawaii.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Fall on a desert island

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."