Hawaii Dreamer T-Shirts

'Did you make any decisions at the conference in Hawaii?' - 'Yes, we decided to have the next conference in Hawaii.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'I blame global warming!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Introducing Piza Island.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Fall on a desert island

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"