Florida Dreamer T-Shirts

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'If I had it to do over again, I'd do it in Florida.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Reese Witherspoon

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Canadian film production

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border