Florida Dreamer T-Shirts

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'If I had it to do over again, I'd do it in Florida.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Which part are you reading for?"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."