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'I get a lot of static in my tumble drier!'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Basketball

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Budgetmageddon

~ S.O.S.

"We've got a problem."

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Running out of Gas.

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"I spy something blue."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

John Woodvine

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."