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'I get a lot of static in my tumble drier!'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Basketball

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"We've got a problem."

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Running out of Gas.

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"I spy something blue."

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island