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He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Fly Fishing

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Desert Island BBQ

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I blame global warming!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Introducing Piza Island.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Fall on a desert island

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Saved...life is good!