Las Vegas Dreamer T-Shirts

'One last time Mr Gallagher, 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' is not, nor will it ever be, an acceptable legal precedent.'

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Private Jet

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"So...do you have a job now?"