Resort Dreamer T-Shirts

'This must be where we're 'magically whisked away to the hotel.''

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Try me/try me/try me...

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Summertime

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."