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'This must be where we're 'magically whisked away to the hotel.''

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

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I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Try me/try me/try me...

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'