Theme Park Dreamer T-Shirts

'Hello, Disneyland? -- I'd like to talk to somebody about political asylum.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Summertime

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.