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Alice in Wonderland: The Mad Hatter Leaves the Court Room.

Shepherd and eurydice

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

Desert Island BBQ

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'I blame global warming!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Introducing Piza Island.