Theme Park Dreamer Gifts

'Hello, Disneyland? -- I'd like to talk to somebody about political asylum.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"