Disney Dreamer Gifts

"We GOTTA GO to Disney World this summer! It's already in my rough draft of 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation'!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"In the winter Dumbo flies south to Disneyland."

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

"Looks like we may have strayed into Disney airspace."

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

'In business news, Disney stock was up after their successful buyout of this station.'

'Have you ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you couldn't get rid of? Don't you hate that?'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Saguaro Cacti.

Alice in Disneyland

Tinkerbell's Baby Picture.

Your lips say you did not murder Mr. Geppetto, but your nose says otherwise.

So where did you two meet?

"Happy Birthday!"

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"My mind is still on vacation."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Reese Witherspoon